I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I just forgot I was standing up.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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