dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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