Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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