Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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