you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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