I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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