Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
