Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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