If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
