Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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