so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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