I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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