she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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