Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Randomize
