is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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