The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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