Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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