i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize