I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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