There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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