YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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