I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
