we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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