I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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