margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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