let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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