"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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