...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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