What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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