The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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