Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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