Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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