Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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