So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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