You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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