why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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