Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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