Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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