remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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