Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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