After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Just high enough for therapy.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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