i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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