I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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