Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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