drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
It's never too late to be topless.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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