Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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