yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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