I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize