Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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