Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
