i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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