I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
