so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I could fuck to npr.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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