have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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